An elderly man with a beard, a little person and a deer. They’re all pressing charges.

Carlson knows he’s gotta turn the vitriol up to 11 every night to desperately hang on to viewers and keep the trump swamp stew boiling. He’s another nonentity hotboxing his own farts on national TV for the delusional lumpen.

Damn, that’s cold. You’re kind of my hero for this!

I mean, if I was inclined to wear a tinfoil hat, I’d suggest that this whole thing is exactly what the estate had in mind (I doubt they wanted this level of backlash, but I’m sure they didn’t mind reminding people of how much they like Dr. Seuss’s other books that don’t have racist caricatures in them).

Whoever owns the rights to Robert Heinlein’s stuff needs to get in on this racket immediately. 

Wow, that’s a powerful story, my friend. I love that you had the courage to be that direct with him. Interestingly, my narcissistic dad LOVED Trump, which, of course, ensured that I hated Trump for almost as long as I can remember. He would have been over the moon to see that piece of shit become President.

100%.

I just want to comment with a <3 and support. Mortal Dictata has some very bad takes here. They’re doing their best to ignore and invalidate the racism at place here and like... bold for someone who spends all of their time on Jezebel. Also, the “actually you’re the racist ones” bit at the end of their last argument…

They are not facing on your street violence. The attempted kidnapping of Princess Anne happened in front of Buckingham Palace. Kim Kardashian was kidnapped in a five star Paris Hotel. General crime statistics affecting poorer communities in countries really mean nothing when talking about this kind of targeted…

Dehydrated Palin is just trying to fill her GOP bingo card, and has to work hard on the bigotry shit because she can't fill any foreign wars column yet.

It’s definitely a thing. I am ashamed to admit that I skim Daily Mail pretty regularly. If you read the comment sections of the anti-Meghan articles (of which there are so, so many) you will find that 99.9% believe that everything is her fault and she planned this from the beginning.

False. We won specifically because indigenous people in Arizona and black people in Georgia turned out the vote. This white fantasy that we need to cater to moderates is just an excuse for not wanting equality.

Marsha’s walking a thin line, though. She doesn’t dare want to give the impression to the powerful Cro-Magnon voting bloc that Neanderthals are worthy of some sort of special rights or consideration. Her Neanderthal-Cro-Magnon coalition is fragile as is, and with Trump the Savior silenced on Twitter there are precious…

“Neanderthals [are] hunter-gatherers, they’re protectors of their family, they are resilient, they’re resourceful, they tend to their own,” Blackburn told Fox Business Thursday morning. “So, I think Joe Biden needs to rethink what he is saying.”

“The mercury in the thermometer read 47 degrees, but I knew with the wind factored in, it felt like 45, maybe 42. This presented a challenge, nearly as stiff as the breeze I encountered, as I had chosen to leave my scarf at home, and my neck quickly became kind of chilly.  Also, my hair was blowing, which was…

Still nailing the William Powell look from the opening scenes of My Man Godfrey though :)

I sticking with the Heidi was the leaker theory. There’s zero chance that she doesn’t absolutely hate this fucker. She’s no hero, but she’s doing us a favor by finally taking him down.

ABC Warriors Hammerstein or GTFO.

That type of shirt is the first clue.

You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.