This is Willis we’re talking about. For thirty years he’s been the epitome of a great instinctive actor trapped in the body of a superstar, and able to surprise us when we’ve taken him for granted.

What’s the matter, you don’t like show tunes and calling your driver a fart-sniffing dignity burglar to his face?

Yes! With Keanu! As the two incompetent junkie hitmen! Grand Theft Cameo...

Grand Theft Cameo: Multiple counts.

I don’t get the reference. Was Nat King Cole known for being an asshole?

I am just WAITING for someone in the future series when describing Reacher, instead of describing him as “Mountain” or “Ape” or Mammoth”, to just say “Oh, yeah, he’s in the bar. Look for the guy who looks like he’s in gay porn.”

Never finished the movie, but the production design was stellar.

Diva.

In the Alien cinematic universe, the order goes:

The year that Goodman didn’t get nominated for an Oscar for The Big Lebowski was the year I stopped giving a shit about the Oscars.

And THAT’S why I side-eye anyone who rushes to Bill Cosby’s defense. “Oh, it was so long ago” “These women just want his money” etc. How many women did he drug and rape who just never woke up and the coroner labelled it an accidental overdose?

And he believed Holmes over his own grandson and then took legal action against him when he tried to blow the whistle. Fuckin’ chump.

Talk to Boris Johnson.

Whoa, careful there buddy. You start talking empathetic common sense about the link between poverty and despair to drugs and crime and Appalachia, that’s like saying Candyman three times in a mirror: Suddenly out of nowhere JD Vance will appear to begin screaming about how we need to bring back eugenics because of…

Age is not really important to telling a good story.

So back in the 80's there was this band, you might have heard of them, called Van Halen.

I agree with everything you say apart from the referring of Ret. LTC Vindman as “snitch”. That’s a pejorative term the right might use.

Thank you for saving me the trouble.

I was wondering how long it would be before it would be brought up what a huge, huge, piece of shit JD Vance is.

*Brad Pitt has entered the chat*