The last known occurrence was her in the US in 1923:

*Chuck Berry’s ghost has entered the chat and is videotaping you without your knowledge*

Watching a future guillotine lubricant play at NASA while his employees pee in bottles and hoard food stamps? Fuckin’ gross.

If Montana seceded it would be the world’s third largest nuclear superpower. You think we’re going to let the Evangelicals take that and all of the copper? Fuck no. Ain’t gonna happen. And you better believe it Canada wouldn’t recognize them as a nation, lest their west coast crazies start getting ideas...

Used to live briefly in Winthrop, and sometimes go back to the Methow Valley for old times’ sake. There’s a lot of small town jock bullies around there with that faint whiff of date rape that follows them around like a fart in an elevator, that are just itching to prove how tough they think they are by starting a new…

Not four months ago in West Florida I had this exact same conversation with a total stranger at a small island bar who thought “we were on the same team” and was talking armed sedition filtered through a lifetime of (Southern) American Exceptionalism and Hollywood propaganda and Fox hatriotism.

Fuck no. Deport them. They want to live in a country where there’s no law or government? I hear Somalia is nice this time of year. Retrofit some cargo tankers into floating dormitories, sail ‘em up the Suez and drop ‘em off on the beach in Mogadishu. There they live out their Libertartian fantasies for all of three…

If Cali seceded, it is highly doubtful they would enter into a free trade agreement with Great Britain. The English diaspora in California is majority remain, Boris Johnson wants to go full Trumpistan and we ain’t having that shit or putting up with that kind of shit again. Why waste precious money and time engaging…

What? No mention of Barb & Starr Go To Vista Del Mar?

I’m torn.

I post this every few years. A true story:

Thing is about Jay Leno, is I’ve seen him do standup live and he was sooo much better than on TV. On television he was shit on a shingle for people with no taste for tabasco. Letterman is a genius, and everything you say about Craig Ferguson is true. Twenty five, thirty years ago if you’d said to a studio exec that…

Actually, if he continues with the Logan-Lucky/Knives-Out-Fuck-You-I’m-Going-To-Do-What-I-Want-And-Have-As-Much-Fun-As-Possible-Doing-It streak post Bond I think the real winners will be us.

So, another member of the Confederacy/Plutocracy who has added another circle to that Venn Diagram by being involved in a Putin sphere of influence in order to further their anti Democratic agenda, who ends up spewing an endless stream of bullshit and victimhood to whip up the lumpenproleteriat.

The Confederacy...

Saw it three times in the theater.

I spent over a year down in Florida taking care of my elderly Mom while all this went down. She has dementia so you can imagine it was incredibly stressful.

I was going to say he wrote something something along those lines, maybe in the Tales From The White Hart series.

Dershowitz is a billionaire’s dildo.

Do you want a Taylor Swift Lamb Of God collaboration?