well, with a name like Jackie Daytona, he’d need a long lost brother called Teddy Speedmaster..

I’ve posted this story before, usually on the Halloween scary stories submissions:

I liked this flick.

Finally someone noticed on this site!

I moved to LA to work in the entertainment industry. I’m male, white, and the first two people I was warned about were Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby. This was in 1995.

Here’s the thing, though. I firmly believe the Honey books are part of a long con/performance art.

A-10 Warthog goes pffft....BBBRRRRRRRTTTT!

Not to mention the English phrase “Chancer” which describes somebody who is shadier than a gazebo and has a luck button he just HAS to keep pushing, confident that it will work, every time...

And I thought you did it quite well.

Once he started having to live off his past he became the sort of person who doesn’t give a shit about your future.

The most basic fucking drummer of all time is Ringo Starr. And I don’t give a shit. I still like the Beatles.

The dude’s a troll. Has been for years. Targets this site specifically.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_School_for_Boys

He’ll be like Gollum, except he will forget the taste of salt...

These aren’t cycling helmets. The cycling helmets are daily worn by the same people as these shoes but never on a bicycle, as they aren’t allowed to ride them because they are so mentally handicapped they want to spend $75 bucks to make their feet look like the mouth of a feeding baleen whale.

And let us not forget that John McCain divorced his wife because she had had a bad car accident while he was in Viet Nam and the resulting injuries had left her much shorter and *gasp* SHE HAD GAINED WEIGHT!

She’s against it. She firmly believes boys should play sports with boys and girls should play sports with girls.

Went back for my 20th high school reunion.

Yep. I think it was the LA Times that ran a story about a police department in Canada that combat child trafficking and one of the anecdotes was how they found a girl who had been abducted and wound up being discovered in a cheap motel near Disneyworld in Florida. And they located the girl by the photographs the…

Shhh! Not so loud, he may hear you. Him and Laurence Fox both.