Stallone is world renowned for taking shits in the shower stall and leaving them there for the maids to clean up, sometime while he watches.

My favorite one of these is the ‘casual interview’ they conducted with Officer Stephanie Lazarus where they arrested her at the end...

That is a scary thought, because while Reagan was an easily led moron who turned into a monster, we seldom consider the person that helped turned him into said monster, because few people want to admit what a monster Nancy Reagan was.

You know what the easiest fucking way to avoid 80-something hours in on a week and someone doing something dangerous on set that could have gotten several people injured or killed and the production shut down?

Counter-counterpoint: We need more bees in our ecosystems. The last thing we need is some Karen burning a hive like it’s a wasps’s nest because her precious Jayden got stung multiple times imitating the MAGA bee lady, burning down her house in the ensuing conflagration, and then going on fox news to let the trumpverse…

Dude, you’ve been blue pilled. All you have to do is listen closely and you can hear at least three people in that rave scene yell “Waaaaassssssuuuuupp!” to each other...

“Say what you will about the Wachowskis but they try shit and swing for the fences”

Will there be tompion double entendres?

Fuck Indiana Jones. No one rocks a fedora harder than Roy Scheider in Sorcerer...

Somehow it surprises me not one bit that the Juggaloos did not get together during Covid. They seem like the type of group that would clearly say fuck the virus we need to be considerate and look out for one another and once we have a vaccine we’ll start putting on the clown makeup again.

I hear Nicolas Cage works for cheap these days and he’s already had experience, what with stealing the constitution and all...

Huh? That guy? Welp, looks like the Tiger King’s ex-boyfriend really cleaned himself up...

Calm down, and just think for a minute:

Boxcar Joka...

It would still probably be less painful than an male urethra STD swab test.

Sweet Fursday.

In England they call them Budgie Smugglers.

Well, according to the old story, after Nuremberg Hermann Goring was sentenced to death by hanging. He demanded that it was his right to be executed by a firing squad as soldiers were shot and only criminals were hung. When the Allies said “Fuck you, Nazi” to that particular request, that old German junkie did what…