Ah yes, the Fart-Snifffing Dignity Burglar Tactic.

It’s not my favorite Coen Brothers movie, but the scene where Richard Jenkins pulls out an old photo of himsef when he was a Greek Orthodox Priest had me fucking howling.

It’s not that we should talk about the picture of his bicep. It’s that we should talk about the twitter account that tries to make him seem relatable everyman by posting a picture of him racing a yacht. Or a catamaran. Or a fucking sloop.

“As a billionaire, even a dweeby little prick like Gates should be able to arrange consenting, adult extra-marital activities without resorting to harassing his employees.”

“I don’t even care that he cheated on his wife (that’s between him and his wife) but he could have gotten a discrete matchmaker to put him in touch with available women who didn’t work for him.”

Or we could just wait for the inevitable chucklefuck who shows up with an air pistol loaded with capsicum darts to own the libs and winds up hitting the bear in the face with them...

This is Spielberg we’re talking about here.

Hank Rollins has insight,empathy, intellect, and more importantly, wisdom.

Don’t forget Out Of Sight!

I think you may be confusing Phil Hartman and Frank Sinatra.

There’s a famous story about former California governor Gray Davis:

I saw that movie in the theater. So damn good. Clooney, Rhames, CHEADLE!, Zahn, Farina, Keaton, Keener, Brooks, Guzman, Nancy Allen(?!?), just a great cast.

Under the California constitution there is no such thing as a private beach. Just because you may own beachfront property does not mean you own the beach.

Not to be THAT GUY, but..... you do realize the colored M&M contract rider was for a very real and seriously important purpose, right?

Open toed sandals or shoes are a massive safety hazard on a film set and will never be tolerated unless it’s part of talent’s wardrobe.

Back in the early 90's I used to work right near that place. My roommate and I would drive by it every day to work and say to ourselves that one day we would eat there to see if it was as awesome as it looked.

And one of those credits was The Brother From Another Planet!

We gotta lotta chumps in this country think those things are a sign of weakness.

Back in the day I had an xbox 360 and the next gen version of Burnout: Revenge, having played the shit out of the ps2 version.

So am I, mixed in with some Tale Of Tales.....