Great, now I’m imagining Ash insulting T***p.

There’s an indoor gun range outside Seattle in Bellevue.

If I should stay
I would only be in your way
So I could go but I know
I’ll stay with you every step of the way

Caution! This Joke May Pre-Date the First World War:

I was around back in 1991. Yes he goddamn was.

Well, the movies ARE science fiction.

My favorite Cronenberg movie is To Die For.

The past year and change I’ve been acting as a temporary caregiver to my mother with onset dementia while all this is going down. We both finally got our shots and I’m hoping to return home soon.

If you’re over 34 you won’t have to do military service. If you’ve younger and have lived abroad your entire life or most of it, you might not have to do it either especially if you’re past the 19 years old conscription requirement by more than a few years. Any language barrier would be an issue.

I love me some weird lounge covers...

This kid performed and recorded her own songs in her bedroom and is now artistically recognized.

Starred for yutz twice.

This is such a succinct summation of this particularly loathsome individual.

A billionaire who doesn’t believe in tipping?

Naw, it’s just like Elon Musk with his paid army of social media trolls who scour the internet for any negative mention of their boss and then flood the comments section with praise for his selflessness.

I agree the foundation has done incredible work.

This is great.

I would imagine if you’re a real psycho the Blue Klux Klan isn’t going to cut it. Sure you can put a boot on a man’s neck for nine minutes, but you might not get away with it because even though you don’t consider these people as human beings with rights, the courts might.

Dude.

We used to have a commentator here called Jerry Netherland who used to post all sorts of interesting tidbits about old Hollywood. Apparently he’d worked in the biz a long time, so he had a lot of great anecdotes and a great sense of humor.