The joke really started from a Family guy episode where they were spoofing the commercials.

James Carville predicted that Trump would never win the nomination. Then he predicted that Trump would never win the 2016 election. You know who did predict Trump’s win? Michael fucking Moore.

Remember when Bill O’Reilly sent copies of his books to troops in bumfuck Afghanistan and the troops posted on social media them burning the books to keep warm? I believe the quote was “Fuck your shitty books. We’re in Bumfuck Afghanistan. Send wool socks! Oh, wait, because then you’d have to pay for them yourself.…

Remember when using the word nanotechnology was everywhere in the late 90's science fiction world?

For over a year now I have been living with, and acting as a caretaker for, a sweet little old lady.

I ever make movies again, Mo’Nique is guaranteed a part, no questions asked.

Why am I not surprised a Texas gold digger wound up with that...

Dumb if by land

He was terminally ill and she was his caregiver. She looked after him until the very end even after they were divorced and was the first person to discover the body. Only to later discover that he cut her and the kids out of his will.

As I have long since said: Matt Gaetz could singlehandledly revive the long debunked pseudoscience of Phrenology.

Yes, Escape From LA is a terrible movie. However, it does have Bruce Campbell. So it can’t be all bad.

Top two:

That was a great little Sam Raimi flick that I deeply regret missing in the theaters.

I used to have an xbox but eventually migrated to the playstation.

Von Clausewitz: Sometimes, war dreams of itself...

You mean Conservatism?

Damn skippy! Also, my favorite line from The Stuff is when Paul Sorvino and his ragtag bunch of soldiers commandeer a taxicab, telling the driver “Take us to 56th & Allen and don’t give me any of your liberal commie bullshit!”

Yes, but the man is not a police officer.

Any of you with a playstation should know the Horizon Zero Dawn is now free today through may 14th.

I picked up a copy of Killing Floor 2 back when it was a monthly free PS+ game. Surprisingly solid. I listened to the advice of a friend and picked up the latest CoD because he said it had great zombies. He’s right, and I fuckin’ hate CoD.