I never get tired of telling people how the white racist creator of the character Fu Manchu himself died of the Asian Flu...

Well, look on the bright side:

It may not be a perfectly fine designation, but it is definitely a perfectly cromulent one.

There is no doubt the dude is a grifter and a scumbag.

Naw, it should be the Passenger Pigeon...

I too invested a lot of time in that era of disney and saw The Black Hole in the theater as a kid.

I not only hear Gene Lebell tell me and others the story personally, but the very next day he brought a copy of Seagal’s limo driver’s invoice for cleaning urine and feces off the upholstery.

I worked on a gig where Gene Lebell was brought in for a couple of days. The first day at work, he told the story because I had asked him to and I kinda got the impression when he went to a new job he would be secretly disappointed if no one asked him. Because it is a great story.

And of course Mike Ovitz wouldn’t want to admit EVERYONE thinks he’s the biggest douche they know.

That story is true. And at one point, as much as it pains me to say this, he was pretty good.

I knew a serial killer, slightly. He was smart and charming in a self effacing way that I have come to recognize as a warning sign or tell in certain people(Let me tell you, everyone is so busy being focused on Armie Hammer that they’re taking their eyes off Bradley Cooper. I’m not).

So that makes you the Party of the first fart in the opening lines of the contract?

The folks in his district with enough money to pay someone else to do their landscaping, exclusively hire Latinxs to do their landscaping so they can yell at them from behind a screen door like they think they’re up in a motte and bailey castle.

Matt Gaetz is what happened to those two Las Vegas douchebro bankers who were selling home loans to strippers in The Big Short.

And before you know it they throw the jars of Vaseline at each other like jerks. And it becomes a continuous circle jerk with Vaseli-Oh wait, that’s a Proud Boy Rally. Or initiation ritual. Or whatever it is that those off-brand atomwaffles do..

I know just the guy for both tuna AND soup!

You’ve obviously never been to Sicily or Corsica or Southern Italy/France. Their honor culture can be incredibly toxic but also incredibly racist.

I tried to watch Long Shot and all I could think of was how there was no way I could ever take seriously someone who dresses like the interior of an early Pontiac Aztek...

And if any no good punks want to siphon the gas out of your car they can’t find the cap.

They are considered cooler than motorcycles in some ways. Especially because in Europe gas is expensive, like, really expensive. So a big chrome gas hog that takes up two scooter parking spots in a small European city with limited space is considered gauche and try-hard. And why do you need a honking shiny speedster wh…