Hi.

Putin doesn’t choke out men for breakfast. He pays other men to poison his opponent’s underwear...

You may have benefited the world more than you know...

Old film industry saying:

Yep, this.

First of all: Yay James Herriot! Or as the Yorkies might say: “Ay up, Jems ‘Erriot!”

Brett Ratner..... What a prince.

Beautiful.

Maybe this explains why my indie film that I poured my life savings into should have had a better title than “Closed For Repairs”.....

Yep. This level of caucasian privilege is going to end up with her asking for another margarita by snapping her fingers at the wrong Mexican. “What do you mean you’re not a waiter? And what is that gun fo-”

Not to mention Boris “Absolut Fucking Piece Of Fucking Sociopathic Shit” Johnson pimping him out to the public in order to distract the public from the incompetence and fatal malice that has defined his administration’s response to covid.

The Great Escape is a Disney Princess movie for little boys.

Hey, let’s not forget Never Cry Wolf. The only Disney movie ever to show full frontal male nudity, i.e.: Charles Martin Smith’s dong.

As I wrote downthread somewhere, for me it was John Candy as well. And one of the reasons it was so hard was he died the same day as when Kurt Cobain committed his first suicide attempt in Rome. At the time I was living in Seattle and working a second job at a concert theater where I got to see ALL the bands play, and…

Yes, they are nice. However they are also right next to Danny Masterton.

Fuck no, fuck that, fuck you and fuck off, you fart-sniffing dignity burglar.

Trust me. Feds don’t do “Gotcha!” on social media or the front pages of newspapers.

Yep. Comedy is speaking truth to shitty powerful people, and doing it in a way that even their minions and adherents and enablers laugh at how real it is instead of taking you down for having ‘disrespected’ their leader.

I always find it most irksome that so many people at the time thought kurt Cobain’s suicide was some kind of cultural watershed moment destined to define my generation and would go out of their way to tell me so. It wasn’t.

An oldie but still a goldie: