San Dimas High School Football Rules!

As a man, it’s something I’ve noticed about certain types of the male species as they become older: They become more aggressive to compensate for what they feel is a lack of virility.

Bill Maher is a fart-sniffing dignity burglar.

The thing is, is that most of the people who want a third civil war(The second civil war has been going on about sixty years now, but it’s been a cold one) have no idea what they would wind up getting.

Yep, that’s a dye job for a role. Hair dye used for filming is usually much more “matte” looking under normal lightning, but has a realer sheen under film lighting.

Great. Now I’m imagining Elmer Fudd as Neo from the Matrix, and have lost my boner.

You jerked off to Lisa Ann. There is no shame.

Whenever I read the story of Tucker’s mom leaving his family it never comes off that she was some kind of flighty hippie who couldn’t deal with personal responsibility and left the states to go slut it up in Paris.

“Literally, he thanks golf for replacing one addiction with another.”

OK, let’s see who in hollywood is one of the best friends of Marilyn Manson: Johnny Depp. Ooof...

That’s a pretty good description of MM: “Someone who thinks he’s dangerous, but winds up on Donahue.”

Pffft.... I’ve wanted a reggae Bauhaus mashup since the late 1980's.

Wait, you mean Dennis Duffy, the Pager Prince has finally ascended to the throne?

Here’s the thing: Even a squirt of WD-40 could probably get some of that moving. You put that in a bath of electrolytic de-ruster or something like that, you could easily disassemble and clean it to find out very little work would be needed to get it operating again.

So many billions lost.... And none of those hedge fund bros even got a complimentary one year subscription to Game Informer....

Klovn was a tv show. They made two movies, the first one being the best. It’s like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets The Hangover meets The Girl with The Lower Back Tattoo And Really Poor Life Choices meets Bad Santa.

Let’s be kinda honest with ourselves. Half the ‘other stuff’ the Germans are ‘known for’ they stole from us and, to a lesser extent, the British.