The opening scene is a Marine Todd meme literally come to life...

I agree. And the fallout from the Trump administration’s criminal mishandling of the pandemic is another factor that is going to come into play. We are going to look at something like almost a million dead by the time we even have a full vaccine rollout.

I wouldn’t touch Melania Trump with someone else’s hands/penis/mouth/ten foot pole, but I rather liked that dress. $370? I might buy that for my significant other, if I was saving up. $3700? Fuck off.

“If there’s ever been a cheaper way to make people think you’re fucking rich than a Rolex, I’ve certainly never heard of it.”

You would be surprised at what kind of watches you might be able to purchase at a forward operating base commissaries, at cost. Purchasing a Rolex or an Omega is not that difficult for an officer at all.

“What’s weird, though, is that I found out she got that job after retiring (or, “retiring?”) from a different job in another state. So I wonder if she just keeps scheming her way into jobs and then is so terrible, she somehow negotiates a retirement or some other kind of leave just to go away... only to go wreak…

Ain’t gonna lie. My first thought exactly. “Oh hey, this person likes Ween. People who like Ween seldom are assholes. I guess I like this person enough already to read what’s on the rest of that shirt and-ewwww...”

Welp, now I can no longer hide from myself that Leo DiCaprio needs to play Ted Cruz...

Yeah, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ “The fact that the Antichrist is now in the oval office means the rapture is coming and one day I will vanish before you and all that will be left is you sinners.” smirk was something else.

“Yay! More lifeboats for me!”

Body shaming is tacky, cruel, and immoral and we should all be better than this. We should never stoop so low against *checks notes* tacky, cruel, and immoral people-wait a minute...

There is no way Pence can salvage anything out of this. The MAGA dogs want to literally kill him, and any possible Democratic support or voters he thinks he might peel off for having been the voice of reason at the last fucking minute isn’t going to whitewash four years of ignoring Shitler’s List.

He would not have won re-election for the same reason as Trump: He doesn’t give a shit about managing the pandemic, and would have done just as half-assed a job of dealing with it as Shitler did.

“He’s the Waffle House of rich people”

Hopefully, a shitload of trials and convictions....

Norm Macdonald next to Rush-wait, they’re all Canadian...

There is evidence to support that Qanon is an astroturfed movement designed, almost like a video game, to be psychologically addictive.

What do you think the odds are they only let him go was not because he had kids, but also because he’s white and has that sweet spiderweb tattoo all over the side of his neck?

Getting some grifter on a rented yacht and plying him with champagne for bribes on camera is a little too tawdry to halt the gears of democracy. They can do the perp walk later, or give a press conference where the world can watch his family’s dignity get stripped away in real time as the chump uses them for props.