Yep. You guys want to heal the country? Roger Stone needs to die in prison. For a start.

“I don’t need the Secret Service! I’ve got something better! Proud Boys, Assemble!”

The Terminal 2: Tom Hanks Wants Nothing To Do With You because You’re A Treasonous Piece Of Shit. And You Can Fuck Off.

Yeah, but you see, that’s the thing: They’re not.

Yeah, that long stretch he’s talking about was like maybe three minutes tops for me.

The flashback of awful from the inauguration is potent, but can be easily mitigated by returning to the 80+ tweet thread this comedic fucking genius did on Roger Stone’s outfit:

Baby Boomers soothing themselves with full-on denial is a real thing and, might I emphasize, incredibly fucking annoying. Silent Generation doesn’t get a pass either.

Oh, are we going to do a Penthouse-style Madlibs message board thread?

I think when you have the one-two punch of the great famine and then mass emigration literally halving your population in less than fifty years you have a tendency to try and look out for others in need.

We taking bets on how long it’ll be before she rams her three martini-mishandled Mercedes into a family of six in a station wagon with no survivors? And then expresses deep regret while insinuating they were illegal immigrants and if they hadn’t broken the law they wouldn’t have even been there and she is the real…

So long as it comes with a pair of handcuffs.

Their AV Club cover of the Kink’s “Strangers” is great.

Also: Representation matters. A lot of girls I knew loved that show, whichever way they identified. Back in the 90's you could turn on the TV and find shitloads of mediocre shows about mediocre muscly dudes kicking mediocre ass. Like Hercules. Shows about powerful women that weren’t the equivalent of Bender’s Sexy…

Let’s also make one thing very clear: Those people were sent in there with the plan that whomever died in the 2020 Attempted Overthrow Of The United States Government who wasn’t a Democrat would then be lionized as a martyr or martyrs for use in any subsequent attempts if this one didn’t work as planned. If they…

Think of it even more practically: We outnumber them.

Everybody who’s ever been there has only had one, but not ol’ Donnie Two-Scoops!

Let’s just call it the Psycopathology Of Generational Wealth shall we? Affluenza sounds like something that isn’t your fault.

Be careful about Panama though. I have it on personal authority that while everyone seems to think that Costa Rica is the destination for underage sex tourism for people who balk at Thailand’s language barrier ever since Rush Limbaugh got busted coming back from there with all that Oxycontin, it’s really Panama, Costa…

“It’s like a four year Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”

Sorry for any double posts of made up books...