Gaetz is the one who’s pretty much a twink patron but recently has decided to marry a charming, bubbly, vivacious, billionaire’s sister who happens to be a billionaire herself.

What’s even better is that after the guy is arrested he’ll start a gofundme which will pull in even more money than what he would have gotten for the sale of the podium. And he’ll use that money to hire the weaseliest lawyers who will get him off and he will then run for office and win, taking the spot of the whomever…

They’re thumbcuffs. They just look bigger because Trump has tiny, tiny, miniscule little hands.

Twitter is the guy who shows up at the Triangle Shirtwaist fire a week later with a glass of water, than expects a parade for not docking the employees the cost of the windows they had to jump out of to escape the fire.

So:

Fuck that. I am not living in a world where the third largest nuclear superpower is The Independent Federal Republic Of Montana.

He looks like a dude who invites himself to an orgy and doesn’t bring a date.

“We should also keep in mind that some significant subset of these people believe, apparently genuinely, that absent their intervention, the federal government is going to be taken over by pedophiles who run a child sex slavery ring.”

Man, now you’re making me want to play some Driver: San Francisco...

From here it looks like the “rear” part(closest to the door) of the headlamp is just clear plastic before it starts to hit the bulbs. Have you thought about removing it and painting the inside the same red as the taillights?

THIS. Hey you want to stop people from catching covid? Easy. DON’T FILM A MOVIE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING PANDEMIC! It’s that fucking simple!

And don’t forget, is filming a movie during the middle of a fucking pandemic. Because he’s Scientology Jesus who is going to single-handedly save the film industry.

Ah yes, The Book Of JERBZ!

“Furthermore, study after study has shown air travel is not a huge vector for covid transmission if common sense precautions are observed.”

I like Michael Che. And Colin Jost is a human white BMW with a Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker.

Fuck Eric Clapton. Music isn’t a competition. And if you had asked Hendrix who was the best guitar player around he would have pointed in the general direction of Guinea in West Africa and told you to throw a dart in the Conakry yellow pages equivalent.

Cocaine makes boring people think they are interesting and makes interesting people crashing bores.

“Most of those followers are probably bots anyway”

Young Mitch looks like a stockbroker who’s seduction game involves negging and Rohypnol.

I think we can all agree it was probably this one: