theupsetter
The Upsetter
theupsetter

Biden didn’t ruin his plan, Covid did.

Here’s my Hot Taek™:

Aren’t the nose and ears unlikely to stop growing over a person’s lifetime?

“Gen-X and Boomers are so much alike”...

Why build just one guillotine for the public square when we could have multiple people in multiple locations using machetes and streaming it over the internet?

Anything by Shane Black

No shit. Too multicultural.

You can easily pirate a torrent of Bacarau. Not a bad little flick and it’s got Udo Kier going full Udo Kier sssssinissssster.

I wonder what Putin is going to do to that bear when he finds out he’s gay...

Been reading your comments for months.

Reading this has made me realize that for many many months now we have not had any comments posted by the man known around these parts as JerryNetherland.

I’m just imagining her home is filled with throw pillows ebroidered with “Live. Love. Accuse.”

Fingers crossed for kavanaugh, fingers crossed for Kavanaugh, fingers crossed for Kavanaugh, etc. etc.

One of my favorite stories about the guy was back in the day he was drinking at a bar in New York. He gets up off his bar stool and says “I think I’m having a heart attack. Call me a cab!” Walks outside to wait for the cab, falls to the ground due to an alcohol poisoning related myocardial infarction. The cab is

I think a lot of that is due to the fact that the majority of Americans don’t travel overseas. I want to say something like less than 10% of Americans have passports. Not to mention overseas travel can be expensive and the average person in this country is one fender bender away from being broke and then homeless,

I don’t want to be that guy, but I believe you may not have given Mr. Cameron the proper honorific he is due:

Damn skippy. The Co$ pretty much owns half of Clearwater, and shitloads of other real estate down here. If anybody could get Deathsantis to issue a mandate, you could be sure it would be that half-pint little cult dupe giving him an earful...

Absolutely.

His last film was Crank 2 and he died while cranking it?