Would an idiot be raising 2 little boys who thought the Barbie movie was emasculating?

One of the (many, many, many, many) annoying aspects of the social media age is this tendency of trying to meme so-bad-they’re-good movies into existence. Sometimes (which is to say 99% of the time) shitty movies are just shitty, for entirely predictable and unremarkable reasons, no matter how much you try to delude…

Ben Platt looks like a freak in the film, but one freaky-looking actor does not a movie make.

Hey at least it’s not an article about a Tweet, an episode recap masquerading as a review, or a slideshow!

I always knew that we would get Madame Web reevaluation think pieces. I just didn’t expect we would get them this soon.  

And with that glorious sentence completed, the author set down their pencil and imagined Miss Shields writing ‘A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+...’ on the chalkboard.

Some people use English degrees for good, some people use them for...well, this kind of thing.

Good camp is actually hard to pull off, shitty movies with low effort scripts are not camp, they’re shitty movies with low effort scripts.

We know that Sony has the resources to make not Spider-Man Spidey movies. We know they can make them bad. Do they have the moxie to make the sure fire lollapalooza that a Turner D. Century production would be?

Trying to hold this up as “camp” always seemed like try hard. It’s lazy, uninspired, and just outright poorly made in a lot of spots. Camp requires intentionality. It’s okay to enjoy shitty things without needing to justify it, that’s why McDonald’s is still in business.

This kind of discounts how it is exactly like other bad movies.  Poor writing, zero common sense, bland characters, etc. etc. 

We can take this back to Michael Keaton playing Batman

“All the countries that are led by women do so much better.”

It’s always a bad idea to choose celebrities as role models or look at them as your ‘favorite’ people.

I love the meta aspect of a show about zombies itself becoming a half-dead, directionless, shambling carcass that goes on forever. 

AV Club’s “A-” review of that crappy feature-length music video has to be one of the most disheartening things I’ve read here.

Couldn’t Idris Elba just, like, *act* like he was from a posh family?

Fuck Marry Kill, in that order.

I mean, it’s only weird inasmuch as people acted like movies like John Wick (and the Matrix) just appeared fully formed out of nowhere rather than repackaging ideas from (mostly) Hong Kong action flicks.

Patel as Bond with Ritchie directing. Trust me.