His letter actually continues to include this: “I usually cringe at letters or statements like this but I understand that I am of the privileged few who can afford to take time off. I won’t lose my job while working on my anxiety. With this letter and with ‘Stutz,’ I’m hoping to make it more normal for people to talk…

Don’t forget the petty insults leveled at animation at the Academy Awards this year.

It’s darkly hilarious that animation basically kept the entertainment industry afloat during the pandemic, and the second things start to resemble the beginning of a return to normalcy, basically every animated project in existence is taken out back and rewarded with a bullet through the back of the skull as…

It seems like, while these streaming companies have metrics that they can quantify what brings in new subscribers, they have dick all understanding on how to keep the customers they have. Getting rid of content is a quick way of making people leave the platform, especially people who only have it for the niche…

I’m going to be real with you: This is exactly the kind of question The Killer would ask. Feigning ignorance, deflecting suspicion until the moment to strike. That is his game.

she has done some bad shit but she’s also done some pretty hilarious shit too.

It’s not real.

I am grateful to Wendy Williams for giving us the gift that is “Wendy Williams repeatedly mentioning The Killer”

the pop star-actor performing cunnilingus on the dining room table.

It’s hard to keep up the pronouns all the way through, huh?

I noticed that too, seems like a very deliberate bit of wordsmithing from a very experienced PR person LOL.  This press release seems like Warner Brothers has assumed ownership of the crisis mitigation process for this situation, should be interesting.

“I have a mental illness” is the new “My dog ate my homework.”

Zaslav was probably trying to figure out what kind of shitty reality show he could build around the situation.

“We broke out the butterfly net; but Ezra thought it was an accessory, now they’re wearing it out to the Hawaiian karaoke bars.”

I’m surprised it took the studio this long to break out the butterfly net.

I’m guessing they decided to “seek professional help” when confronted with a promised $500M lawsuit by WB/Disco. I’m also expecting more shenanigans by mid-October unless WB has Ezra essentially under house arrest until the premier.

“I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behaviour”

You know what this person needs more than anything else? For their safety and wellbeing, as well as the safety and wellbeing of those around them?

One day I want us all to look back and realize Vin Diesel was right.