Oh my guy’s favorite show is called “The Dog Is Outside.” I know she’s back at the door and ready to come in when he makes happy-clicky noises.

For the glory of Satan! (And hyperbole!) I was going for self-deprecation, considering I mention that I don’t own/can’t get a dishwasher several times.

Oh man he also likes the washer. And the vacuum. And the garbage disposal. Really you can just stand in front of his cage and bang a pot with a wooden spoon and you’ll get the same response.

#notallCalifornians

Definitely greasy or sticky stuff gets cleaner in the dishwasher. I have two prewashing units, though. About 60 lbs. with gray fur and pink tongues....

And when the sink is too full of dirty dishes to do any washing.

Agree. Have just been informed that we don’t have the hookup or space for a dishwasher and also that we can’t afford one and that “I told you to use my work number only for emergencies.”

OMIGOD I had that roommate too. I rented a room in her townhouse. It had a dishwasher. I wasn’t allowed to use it because she insisted it would make the power and water bills “too high”. Only she also freaked out at any dishes being left in the sink, so I had to wash my one lonely plate and fork or risk her leaving a…

So, some environmental economists would argue they are. We have tons and tons of landfill space in this country (even though there’s the “not in my backyard” issue). In terms of immediacy, we’re much more likely to run into a problem running out of water or completely fucking up our planet using energy long before…

I don’t pre-wash my dishes. I knock off the big chunks of food, but other than that, the plates go from the table to the dishwasher. I might pre-soak a casserole dish.

Do you shower with smelly bits of food raining down on your body? Because that’s what a hand shower in the kitchen sink is like.

Showering = a shower for your hands

The mental image this gave me made me laugh so hard! I want to see it! Now must YouTube parrot videos.

Oh THANKS, Shrayber. I really needed another expensive thing to shop for.

“I created Meh Whatever to honor my past and allow others to embrace the malaise, mediocrity and tepidness that embodies what is happening in western Pennsylvania today,” says Artless.Dodger, speaking to the ethos behind Meh Whatever.

Holy shit, i love Pointless. I find the hosts cute. Just me? Ok then.

As Ann as the nose on plain’s face.

is there still even an audience for a book about Travolta/Preston?

I finally got a curling wand a week ago, first attempt I got something kind of like this... unintentionally. It seems I’m better at achieving a wave on one side than the other. Mr was much amused at my attempts to be a Proper Lady What Styles Her Hair. Next time that happens I’m just going to say it’s An Actual Look,…

John Travolta & Kelly Preston have secrets? Tell me more, tell me more. Like does he have a car?