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I agree. However, it is a bouncy little tune...

If your God tells you it’s ok to hate others because they are different than you, fuck you and fuck your God. The God of the christians told us to “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”. I’ll bet you any amount of money that in less than 1 minute I could find a dozen sins these fuckwads commit on a daily…

This! A few years ago I went to camp out solo in the lines for a pop concert (I LOVE this artist, and after a horrible experience in the nosebleeds, I was determined to be close to the stage this time). I’m nearing 30, no one my age wanted to go with me. One more caveat: I live and work in a cramped urban neighborhood…

Because Satan means never having to say you’re sorry.*

TEAM SATAN-CAKE!

Mine, too. I went with a guy friend one year and a girl friend another. It was pretty common to go in groups. Some people had dates within the groups, but it was always really friendly and people all went out to dinner and danced together. It wasn’t a strictly paired off situation. I graduated in 2006 so not ages ago.

at my high school dates weren’t required but there were still people who cared about having a date

I blame the weather on Satan’s dog, actually...

Clearly, we did not attend the same high school. The one where I was beat up on the regular, spit on while people cheered, had “faggot” chanted at me by a hundred kids when I entered the auditorium for a lecture class, endured taunts of “name your gender,” and spent hours under overturned garbage cans, while people…

Between listening to a relative say that she couldn’t agree with Bruce Jenner completely altering God’s plan for him to these lumpy shit stains claiming it was the devil that canceled their GoFundMe pity party, I think I’d much rather have Satan micromanaging my life. Plus, Satan clearly believes EVERYONE should have…

Huh, well given that the Pizza place bigots got 800K, and seeing as how they share a common interest, I’m sure they’ll be sending some of that sweet sweet hate-cash to help their their baker allies right away.

“Gaystapo”. GENIUS.

Saw this yesterday and it is just the sweetest.

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I…

And just think:

I cannot think of a more Christ-like thing to do than to show love to someone you disagree with. I lean more agnostic these days, but nothing turns me off faster than religious people like this.

I wonder what it’s like to live in a world where every good thing that happens is because of God and everything bad is the result of Satan being personally out to get you. It sounds exhausting, constantly believing in your own massive significance to the universe against all evidence to the contrary.

So you don’t get any money for being a bigot? Who really to blame, you or...

I’m not an atheist but nothing pushes me towards it, away from agnosticism, when I hear about the kinds of God and whatnot that other people firmly believe in. If this is the best attempt at defining our Creator then I can’t believe in its existence. A God that lets Satan exist, that is omnipotent though, is…