OMG THIS IS THE ANGLE WE NEED TO USE TO TAKE HIM OUT. He’s basically Michelle Obama and her socialist nazi health views.

The life expectancy of a caveman was what, 25 years? The argument that we should eat like our ancestors is so absurd.

I’m confused as to why he doesn’t feed directly off of human souls like the rest of the family.

Wait wait wait, PALEO diet?

Chris Pratt>any other male actor out there today under the age of 50. And actually I love his wife, too, so that makes him like the greatest man ever. He's sooooo cute too.

Talk about Jeb’s work/life balance and how he can’t “have it all” and I believe we can declare victory, ladies.

And women. Women, too.

Dammit - don’t make me feel empathy for him! “You’re beautiful just how you are, Jeb. Don’t let the media or your asshole relatives make you feel like you aren’t already perfect.” #plussizepositivity #damnyou

Maybe after he fails to win the presidency, he’ll pull a Bob Dole. But for diet pills?

ugh, calling them a troll gives trolls a bad name.

Republican Primary now includes a swim suit portion.

Good. Instead of talking about qualifications, we’re talking about his body and eating habits.

Literally everything.

I am just gonna jump in here and say that information about Chris Evans made me righteous in my preference for Pratt. *sigh*

“Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at dinosaur trivia.”
I teach 4th and 5th grade girls science after-school. Truer words have never been spoken, Kelly. I am shamed by my lack of dinosaur knowledge on a daily basis.

someone actually making a life out of reading these garbage hole websites

I would let Chris Pratt score on me.

There are some pretty heartless comments on here. This is an incredibly sad story and it is never funny when a 19 year old takes their own life.