She got way more done than just acrylic application, read.

Marmalade’s claws ain’t foolin’. Why don’t those sheets have snags all over them? Like every sheet and pillowcase I own?

TIL: people actually make their beds, like with a top sheet and everything, instead of just having a comforter, like, on the mattress willy-nilly

“Cease all work immediately and fulfill my list of demands.”

Exhibit 2: my neighbor’s cat, helping me make the bed in summertime. I had to kick him out several times.

I just... make the cat into the bed. He seems to like it, and purrs a lot. He struggles a little to get out when tucked under the fitted sheets, but I just shake the food tin louder and he’ll find a way.

Ah yes let me just see here...

Pray correct me, milady. Whilst. Doth. Fedora.

Yeah which one of us galloped in here with the fakey-schmoop condescending "my darling" "methinks" passive-aggressive bullshit because a manicure article had one sentence that you didn't like.

Your point is shitty, idiot. There's nothing to miss, it's just you deciding you need attention. Do you think you win the manicure-oppression oneupmanship here? Some people don't even have hands. There's always someone worse off than you, which is why functional people get on with living instead of always throwing…

Yes and you're using a computer and accessing the internet so you're right here in the global 1% with the rest of us so climb off the high horse.

Happy to help my dear! If I came to Vegas often I would definitely do your nails, but since I'm only there once a year or so that's not really an option if you want fabulous nails all the time (something I don't like to compromise on). I've really liked learning more about acrylic because it is so…

God, I really honestly hope they upset you. I am so pleased when I upset people by existing :D

I am going to set up a little shrine to you. My nails are pretty awesome, naturally long and hard like yours, except for the index finger nail on my right hand. It is weak, frail, stubby, and PEELS. I hates it, precious.

That's the only reason I won't do fake nails. I wake up with my hands down there it's so subconscious I'd stab myself :(

This is why we have vibrators.

Uhh, Designing Women or tweens goths? SIGN ME UP.

I am so jealous. My weak ass nails can barely grow beyond my fingertips before being like I'M OUTTA HERE BITCHEZ!!!

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.