No, I just mean you made it sound like she had a party in which she invited 25 dudes over to fuck her. As opposed to being somewhere where she got down with the dudes. Maybe that’s not what you meant, it just seems like we don’t know a ton about the circumstances.

Coincidentally, it turns out the list on the right was the list of gentlemen who attended her that evening, in order.

Roast beef curtains? Who the fuck says that anymore?

The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…

I love that ‘completion’ and ‘a few minutes each’ are totally different things to you.

“Even if you’re getting paid for letting over two dozen men take a peek through your roast beef curtains that’s a little excessive, unless it’s porn.”

The kind of party you get invited to in a resort town by a couple of hippies you meet in the elevator who are so stoned they can barely form sentences, and when you get there the party turns out to be five coked-out people in a tiny, dingy apartment, and one of them is a stripper who keeps trying to pick fights with…

Oh, and for the uninformed ‘beef curtains’ is the term for large labia thought to be the result of multiple sexual partners. Obviously not true but 12 year olds and adults with the mentality of a 12 year old actually think a vagina can be stretched to that point. The fact that a woman is writing these words just…

I think it might be a reference to Slap Shot, where the GM tells a story about a guy who was a terrible masturbator (masturbater? I’m not googling that) and would get penalties on purpose.

I know a guy who’s big on sites like BroBible and TotalFratMove. He was a Pike ringleader at Trinity who majored in Ski Weekends at Stowe. He now works part-time for his dad’s firm and is still trying to get through 3L on his second or third try. He is somewhere around 33 or 34.

Don’t you just hate it when people use really gross names for genitals (usually female) and sex that sounds either degrading or gross? I’d never sleep with someone that called a labia “roast beef curtains” :(.

I like the visual of you passing out abortions like Pro-Choice Santa.

Hey now, while we’re all sitting around slut shaming this woman let me ask you this: You have absolutely no shade to throw at any of the dudes? I mean, its not as if this woman had 25 dicks to stick in herself. It (apparently)takes 26 to tango and she had 25 other willing & presumably condom-less participants.

remember: we are supposed to hate our bodies, especially the sexy bits. otherwise, how does patriarchy?

There is no excuse for using the term ‘roast beef curtains’ if you are old enough to be having sex, let alone having an opinion on the sex other people are having.

is anyone else beyond repulsed at this whole “roast beef” (or meat, for that matter) curtains reference? The visual is so horrifying. there’s almost even an olfactory recoil, if that makes any sense, like while you’re imagining how it looks you’re also catching a phantom miasma. How did this become a “thing”? also,…

Squinting at the original column. I guess one reason I’m not an advice columnist is that I’d immediately tell her to get an abortion. You get an abortion, you get an abortion, everybody gets an abortion! [insert Oprah gif] First, abortion. Then, STD treatment. And finally an examination of one’s life and one’s choices.

Kevlar Vagina would make an excellent band name.

Correction: Hockey is awesome.

I didn’t know BroBible was an actual thing besides the punchline of a joke. Traditional heteronormative sexual mores strike again! As long as they were being safe it sounds like she had fun and this website is the only one complaining. Props to this lady, she has set a high bar. I think I maxed out at like four dudes…