If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Thanks! It’s my pen name - Kinsey is one of my SIL’s beagles.

All I know is that Riley < All of buffy’s other bfs.

I am seriously torn. On one hand, Harriet Tubman was amazing and badass, and I’d love to see her on our currency. On the other hand, the sweet, sweet poetic justice of Wilma Mankiller replacing Jackson is just too good.

When in doubt, always vote for the boss ass bitch packing two revolvers.

I will always star for The Dude. Well played.

My 13YO nephew will be disconsolate. He thinks she is beautiful and amazing and “a talent for the ages.” “Aunt Kinsey, people will be listening to Nicki Minaj in 30 years, like you listen to Guns N Roses.”

No, I didn’t laugh. I can’t laugh. I thought the same thing about the Bay City Rollers. It’s a symptom of being 13.

Morganite. Pretty peach color, and much cheaper than overhyped diamonds.

Sarah Hyland, guys.

Sooo disappointed in Blake Lively!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden can’t get divorced!

I LOVE the middle polka dotted one. I wish they were all like that. Not sharpened to points though, I do not get that at all. If I didn't accidentally injure someone else I'd poke a hole in my vag trying to wipe.

I said it on Defamer and I’ll say it here.

I would be MUCH more aflutter over a tweet from James Marsters to his “Buffybot”.

I have long suffered with mental illness, but, I recently started getting seizures. They started after a concussion. I received test after test, and they came back negative. I stayed weeks in various hospitals.