For me, Easter is the holiday that ends the 5-month span of holidays that offer me too many chances to eat poorly.

The way I see it, it’s like x-mas: Christians want to shove it down everyone’s throat? Fine, it doesn’t belong to you anymore, now it’s everyone’s. We celebrate x-mas every year and my son was into double digits before he found out that for some people there is an unrelated religious connotation.

“It would be God’s will if I am here or if I am not here.”

Rob,

Rob’s just fucking with us now.

Does she not understand that the only reason anyone pays attention to her is her dad? I mean, that is her only qualification. Finding an Asian or Asian-American cohost with more qualifications than Meghan McCain would not be especially hard.

Toss the FA24, drop in the GR Yaris drivetrain, call it the GR4, profits.

Cue every defense attorney that had to go up against this fuck and all those cases will be reopened. Dude is now a Brady cop, retired or not, and now we have to dig through his shit. When are people going to get tired of spending money on this shit. Is racism so important that you are willing to blow millions of…

As a bus driver, In Las Vegas you are only supposed to back up with a spotter to watch out for you. Either of these drivers could have done it. Having had to back up a articulated bus before, I'd say the bus not mid turn should have backed up. The bus making the turn made it too wide, he needs refresher training on…

There is some precedent for this.

I just don’t understand. If this were London, Paris or Tokyo, the driver would do some prison time. How, in the self-proclaimed ‘capital of the world’ can we not make reckless driving charges stick? To anyone! And in this town, it is super east to commit murder with your car and not even be arrested!

Defense Attorney: I move that we dismiss this case due to lack of evidence.
Judge: We have multiple videos of your client crashing into cars and acting intoxicated. What does the prosecution have to say?
Prosecuting Attorney: I’m here. I’m not a cat.

Oh boy wait until Fox News hears Ted Nugent lyrics.

Not even gonna mince words, I feel like I’ve been crushing on Sabine for like 15 years now. Nothing put a smile on my face more than hearing that classic maniacal laugh of hers in whatever episode of Top Gear she showed up in, because you knew that episode was about to be taken to the next level.

All of the hosts,…

I woke up about 15 minutes ago, turned on my phone, and this was the very first notification I got.

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Well hang on a minute there, let’s not throw out the baby with the bathwater.