theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Hmmm... White guy?? Black male physician here. I can’t even get the salesman to let me go out to the car myself with the keys even after my credit and income are pulled. I am looking at you Audi Central Houston. A deposit to test drive an Audi. You lost 2 S4 sales to a nice black salesman at Audi West. Also, Fuck

As I was reading the request, I think my expression slowly changed to this:

Does Tesla’s Autopilot recognize other vehicle’s turn signals? Legitimately asking, because that can make a huge difference.
But this is absolutely the system not performing anything life saving imo. Honestly, I probably would have taken over prior to the split to ensure the car went where I wanted and then re-engage.

Well, see, these can’t possibly qualify for this thread, because they are absolutely gorgeous.

Rush Limbaugh died, too. I guess Trump Plaza was his last horcrux.

Successful automation is an exercise in managing variables. Tight environmental controls are a cheaper, easier way to get more consistent results than compensating for contamination, temperature, and airflow variables.

Tesla: You guys are checking panel gaps? 

I’m guessing the focus on how panel gaps are checked is a little backhanded dig at Tesla…

ME: Why don’t I have any cool cars like that?

Five bucks say her daughter will watch her again.

That was Kamazing.

The real travesty here is that is was filmed in portrait instead of landscape.

Call me crazy but I’m pretty stoked.

now this is a quack-tastic reference.

Must not have been in Minnesota.  Everyone knows the ice is thick enough there this time of year to drive a stretch limo onto it to introduce yourself to your hockey team.

My thought exactly. Vintage Japanese car aficionados looked at that photo and immediately looked past the Mazda. I’m betting half of his responses ask him if the Datsun is for sale.

I hope this entire fucking shit faced family burns on earth, not in hell because it doesn’t exist. On earth, visible by all. Like, on primetime television string these fucking traitors up and burn them for the world to see.

I was casually scrolling through and then *STOP*! What is that? Oh myyyyy. I want to row that tranny....

That’s a pretty sweet looking MR2