I have some distant kin folk that are about that “dumb ass” life. Husband and wife had COVID when things first kicked off. Not the worst bout of it, but bad enough. They recovered. Son of husband and wife got married and had a big ole wedding in October. Half the people at the wedding....*shock* contracted it,…

This for me:

If you buy this van, it must be mandatory to play the A-Team music anytime you enter or exit a parking lot. 

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

Saab. Explaining why would take too long, and I’m in the greys on Jalopnik, so no one will see this anyway. But yeah, poor, amazing, wonderful Saab.

After restoring the headlights give them a couple coats with some clear plastic paint that has UV protection (typically the outdoor stuff)

Have one more car than you actually need if you are going to DIY everything.

Literally a wrenching hack - and has come in handy many times since I’ve learned it.

There were times when driving down the interstate on a long haul with a friend where we’d be cautiously passing time and after a bit look at one another thinking “dang, how fast is this?” and “what are we listening to?”
The answer was almost always 60 mph in a 65 and any music at levels soo quiet you could argue the…

That’s like when I go for a walk with a vape pen and I’m like, “Damn, I’m still on 46th? I’ve been on this same block for like a half hour, I think.”

This story makes me suspect that I was lied to as a kid. I thought potheads drove like this.

It was at this very moment when the thief realized that he should have spent more time on Jalopnik studying up on turning radius.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

Thank you for the reality check. You’re performing a public service here ...

OK. I’m fickin’ to go back and read the rest of article, yet I must say, I really thought her t-shirt read “Straight Outta Walmart.” And I thought well, that’s appropriate.

$164,000

I feel like if an unmasked yelling person comes within 6 feet of you, you should be well within your right to pepper spray them

They should have been pepper sprayed, and had their fucking asses kicked, and be banned from Target for life.

I’ve posted this before and I’ll post it again because it stays relevant: