My partner and I are quarreling right now, so that guy getting it in the nuts was honestly kind of awesome for me. Also, I’m going to make a huge generalization here and say that he deserved it, based on the fact that the first thing he did was blame someone else for giving it to him upside down.

An xB truck conversion is something I never knew I always wanted.

Mitsubishi would very much appreciate your 2 million

My new trillionaire fantasy is going to Mitsubishi and being like “call anyone who worked on the Pajero Dakar program 20 years ago and build me a singular brand-new street-legal SUV with a hilarious engine/transmission combo. Here’s two million bucks to get the ball rolling.”

I saw the rear 3/4 view and was all:

Whoa. That’s serious Volvo porn..

ND at this price

Me. This is me. I am a “Dave”. 

Then there is my buddy Dave. Dave is a public service for other tool owners. When your SO comments on the perfectly reasonable supply of tools you have filling the basement, you arrange an innocent visit to Dave.

Eh, cars got bigger. My landlord’s car only fits in the garage if we pull the door out as it comes down - and the car’s an 90s sedan. If the house is from the 40s or earlier, don’t expect the garage to fit anything modern.

Counterpoint - if you have a small garage and your other hobbies include lots of DIY and outdoorsy stuff, you turn it into a workshop and the car sits outside. The trick is keeping it organized and uncluttered. To me, a nice garage workshop > empty box to keep snow off your Kia.

This is the thing I never got with a lot of friends... Their garage is literally FULL of shit and boxes and they park their cars outside...

Although it hurts my IC heart, we need electric cars (along with a green grid and a bunch of other shit).

“What’s Something In Your Garage That Might Be A Relationship Red Flag?”

i guess i’m glad for her if the worst thing that has ever happened to that girl is a bad meal. i mean, i was self-involved at that age, too, but i can pretend otherwise because there was no tik tok or social media.

So... that’s my car. Sold it about two years ago. I daily drove it for about two years prior to that, but didn’t have anywhere to store it when I went to a newer car.

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Man, say what you want but Boomers know how to party like there’s no tomorrow

Fuck Trump and his MAGAssholes. May they find connecting rods poking through their stupid blocks.