Well, its not SCIENCE...

This is great but I have to work right now. I plan to light some candles, put on some mood music, and read this tonight in my pajamas and bunny slippers.

I sent Raph this listing in part because I’m legitimately considering buying it, but also because I knew that if we wrote about it, maybe someone would buy it out from under me.

And that might not be bad a bad thing, because getting this van would be a hassle. Plus, the car situation has gotten a bit out of hand here…

“Hale Hortler”

However bleak things might seem sometimes, I can always take comfort in the fact that I am not a Trump.

You’re absolutely right, people caring about things they care about is lame, man!

When “sensible” people whine about “both sides”, they are technically correct. They just don’t recognize that the two sides are the right side and the wrong side.

Thank you upstanding Iowans. You’re doing vandalism right:

Aem's legit, so this sounds like Lego-level fun. 

“They don’t know their history, evidently. That’s the only reason I think of that they can think anything bad about it.”

So, a coprolite is a piece of fossilized feces, literally stone-cold shit, and yet paleontologists get frothy excited when one is found. It’s not how foul a thing is, it’s how good an indicator of an era or experience it is. The Trabant is possibly the worst car ever foisted on the car-buying public, and yet today…

That GIF never gets old.

They were playing the circle game? Okay then they should get a punch for looking, ain’t that right Richard Spencer?

What I wish is that they would come up with a screen that worked with polarized driving glasses. Many of them don’t and it is really distracting. 

I run solo at night and occasionally make a mistake. I’m sorry this error ruined your reading experience. 

This may be the best story I’ve ever read on this site.

My wife informed me that my favorite shirt is white with pink stripes.

The motherfucking precious stones on this woman ...