theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Rally Green on the 2020 Camaros is a damn fine color:

Mhmm. If you’ve ever seen that GIF of the elderly Kansas City Chiefs fan with his camera at a game, that is what this guy looked like.  Big 70s sideburns, overalls, and all.  It was hard not to root for him and that car.

Stories like this are why I’ve tried to get less judgmental over the years when it comes to cars. No matter what car is out there, likely someone treasures it and considers it their pride and joy.

My church used to host a car show when I was in the youth group. I think we did it for 5 or 6 years before we decided not to do it again.

Yes, but it’s predecessor was just as absurd

How about a practical hot hatch with literally none of the practicality?

they'll have a SICK SLOT CAR TRACK even if they don't have new shoes

Mitya Sokolov” is a weird way to spell “David Tracy.”

Except this isn’t the same thing at all. Porsche is a maker, Mustang is a specific vehicle. It would be like Porsche calling the Macan the “911 Cross Sport” or something. 

Mach-E auto... get it?

Ah shit. They did the thing. They couldn’t just let it be its own car. It’s gotta be called Mustang.

Is it my imagination or have there been fewer daily articles across all of G/O since the Deadspin debacle?

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

Mid-engined RWD sportscar, meet snow.  Have you met snow’s friend, wall?

This is probably the nicest 22 year old Aerostar I’ve seen.   The problem is that price will buy you a much better 10 years newer Odyssey or Sienna.  The Sienna can be had with AWD if you need that.   This doesn’t seem all the appealing to me at this price.  At $2K I’d probably NP it, not at twice that. 

Challenger? Looks more like a ram

Let’s take a moment and remember the old days. I can’t even believe these are from the same company.

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.