theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

At first I wanted to change the photo on this blog but then I realized it’s a guy with a no-face helmet absolutely wringing the hell out of an old Civic and I saw that it was Good

Forgot to mention. Mine has a LSD, brakes from a much bigger car, and everything works. No CEL, emissions all in place, cruise control. Zero torque steer, smokes both front tires in a straight line, you can let go of the steering wheel.

Does Trump not understand that under treaties signed following the cessation of hostilities in the Pacific theater of WW II that Japan is not legally allowed to have a standing army for expeditionary purposes?

Like, Japan can and does have a defense force, but per treaty, that’s all it is supposed to be. The whole idea

OH FUUUUUUUUCK

Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds so I do think that hyperbole is important

Based solely on my personal experience with the women in my life, I can only say that women are great and should drive whatever they want. Except Nissans, because they’re trash. 

My first thought was: Public Access Baptist Preacher...or Winnebago enthusiast.

Thank you for the safe space. My name is AvalacheGSX, and, while I know I should not,

Star-lord. 

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Demographics of Portland Oregon shows it is 2.9% black

You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You’d be a connoisseur.

NP. Quick check online reveals two surprises: there are a lot of these for sale out there and this one would be among the lowest priced and lowest mileage examples. The real surprise? That so many commenters don’t realize Ferraris are expensive mistresses. Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean it’s crack pipe.

This is the correct take. What am I supposed to do now at 8 o’clock in the morning, when I get to my office? Work?

In here (taps chest)

Yo Dawg! I heard you like Jeeps so we put a Jeep behind your Jeep so you can Jeep while you Jeep.