theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

New german cars will ruin you. Old german cars will work for you and give you joy. There’s no black magic with old German cars _ they’re well built and by today’s standards mechanically simple. I can only speak to BMW’s, and so can Jalopnik when they'e not taking lazy potshots. They drove an old Bavaria across the

Idiot. No. It is not about being faster. It is about engagement and being connected to the car. Doing things yourself and enjoying every single aspect about actually DRIVING.

Jalopnik commenters: “If automakers would just offer more manuals, they’d see that people are willing to buy these cars!”

Call’em out call them all out! Enough of the bullshit and business as usual, speaking of business as usual, some of you keep telling me that the New Dems need to follow Pelosi’s lead because she knows what she’s doing...

There will be a whole chapter on who is allowed to bring the macaroni and cheese (not cousin Baby actual name Oliver white wife Susan obviously).

I think this one might be my favourite.

This Muthafucka...: Identification and Accountability in African-American Culture.

“I Don’t Need Swine, Black Women or Lotion”: The Concept of Hotepery and It’s Effect on the African American Male Psyche.

Who Made The Potato Salad”: Examining Familial Bonds in African American Households Through the Lens of Kitchen Based Hiearchies.

I Got 5 On It: Community Resource Building Among Black Youth

Don’t Write Checks Yo’ Ass Can’t Cash: The Linkage of Audits and Personal Risk Mitigation

These People On My Last Nerve: An Investigation Of The Neuralgic Degredation Of Minorities In Majority Spaces

It feels like Wishing a Motherfucker Would and You Ain’t Finna do Shit ought to be presented as a point-counterpoint dissertation or maybe TED Talk?

“whinging”..... it’s Ireland, show some research.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

A slight update: The unnamed staffer actually only claimed they were better at being a horse than the horse lady. In the interest of partial transparency, here is a copied and pasted list of claims they made, verbatim:

cheaper than a Yeti.

Pardon me, but does it have any Grey Poupon?

I am incredibly sad that my daily driver (‘08 Subaru Outback 2.5l N/A 4cyl) weights just about the same and has about 53 less hp.