theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Sue. Sue for so much that your children have their college paid for and you have a nice retirement. 

Wait until you see his underwear.

It’s grifters all the way down. 

“See Timmy, the wall was in your heart all along!”

I regret that I have but one star to give Toyo.

Groan, take your star you Hoosier.  

He’s not having a Goodyear

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

First of all, this is not my client. This column is for readers to submit their situations to a WCSYB form and we pick topics (see link at the end of the article). There is a question on the form that says “Tell us about your situation” it is purely open-ended. We just copy paste that text into the quoted post. She

When you invest in really good cordless impact guns you get your money’s worth.

I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

Damn, Ashley. You hit hit us with seven pictures of this fuzzy blobfish in rapidfire succession. You angry at us or what?

Just dont. Really.

No heated seats?! Even my ‘90 Volvo 240 DL has heated seats!

I was actually a little surprised how Barr acted. I honestly expected a more polished performance, especially with Miss Lindsay willing to hold his hand throughout the inquiry.

“When it costs them money, then they start making changes,” Fieger said.

How do you like the 14s? I’ve been seeing sets of them on CL recently and would love to replace the clunky E39 wheels that are on my car now.

Those wheels look so tiny!

one thing not discussed in this video was the self-leveling suspension that American M5s got. It was a weirdo system of motors actuating on the rear anti-roll bar, per the myE28 forums:

E28 in general doesn’t get the love it deserves.