theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Same concept, different cause. In this case and with other noted NFL abusers and violent criminals, I wonder if the damage from CTE is what’s effecting their behavior.

There’s clearly something wrong with this guy. I wonder if there’s been any serious research into the mental health of NFL players, especially since 99% of the brains studied after they died showed varying degrees of CTE?

It’s like a Porsche Panamera with Volvo headlights, mated to Charger fenders, all tacked on to a Saturn Ion body.

That’s not snow, Jason. That’s snew.

You shall rest wrapped tightly in tortilla.
You will look so peaceful...
And delicious.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Ingraham’s motto...

It used to be 1. 

I would argue Tucker Carlson has the most punchable face in show business, but I am actually commenting to say that coincidentally, Kathie Lee once (briefly) stole a puppy from me.

I voted NP, why, because fuck you, that's why, welcome to Canada motherfuckers

Just remember how insufferable Bill Cosby’s hired goons are. Lawyers will say and do anything if they are paid enough. 

Paul, am I to assume that you don’t  eat salad with a comb? Ooh-la-la, your Majesty!

Slavery didn’t end in this country until 1965.

I like it because it telegraphs the exact point in school when these people stopped paying attention.

I just have to laugh at the fact that, even though he’s there by choice, the lone African American in the photo has a look on his face that screams “What the fuck am I doing here with these people?”