This works.

Oh... Grilly?

Toyota (and Lexus) grilles are the Bane of my existence.

Comrade fat donny small hands

Try this on for size:

Fat Donny Smallhands

When you’re trying to get in the left turn lane but there’s a median preventing you from cutting in early and the car in front where the turn lane starts has a 15 foot gap they refuse to close so you’re stuck waiting and miss the turn signal.

Pass me, then cut in front and slow down - when I’m on cruise control in the right lane.

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Nothing goes together like racism and fraud. 

It must just kill these people that Michelle is more popular than anyone in the Trump administration. Who could have foreseen this? I don’t know.

That sucks for New Yorkers. Here in California it’s no big deal. In fact, in many cases if a vehicle has been off registration long enough, the DMV purges it from their records.

It’s not the engine that’s the deal breaker, it’s the lack of title or reggy. I’ve tried getting an old car (72 Nova) titled and registered in my home state (NY) and it’s a nightmare if not impossible to do it legally, and expensive and shady to do it grey market. At best this is an overpriced parts car :(

Full renovation.

That brat...

This is so good. Thank you for giving me permission to forgive myself for never following through with establishing a side hustle. I already spend so many hours on my primary job and commuting that I feel don’t have enough time for my past times, socializing, and self care that I feel are essential to my health and…

I left DC 15 years ago and I have not had a decent Half Smoke since. 

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

As a Canadian I am ASTOUNDED that your entire country just goes around with all these untreated diseases. Up north there’s NO WAY any of these would have lasted more than a couple months before they were dealt with expediently and cheaply by Medicare. 

It’s amazing how people have already forgotten Trump said he won’t exercise because he believes it shortens your life, draining the finite energy your body has, and once that’s used up, you die. He said it nearly a year into his presidency and it was a giant red flag warning that he had some kind of mental disability.

Also the GLI is a VW, so pass.