theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Mazda 6 and Honda Accord if you need a mid-sizer... you might be surprised by the inside size of the newly announced GLI (but it’s ugly).

This is a Saab I would consider buying.

If it was completely stock with the manual for a bit less money, it would be a nice price.

Did you just victim blame a highway?

But the old 403 begs for it. Just look how it dresses, all flat and straight with underpasses and great sight-lines and farms for as far as the eye can see.

To run for president you’re supposed to have won, unless you’re a non-politician like me. I’d never ran. I’m one for one.”

I missed this. That little face squinch is EVERYTHING. Just says, “Aww, look at you, you big boy! BIG BOY READ TELEPROMPTER, YES HE DID!” Pelosi is deliciously deadly. 

OH MY GOD WHO THE FUCK DID THIS

+1 Sarah

Spoiler alert, Biff! The US is already socialist, and oh btw, it has been for your entire life, dickhead.

I wanna see you puke.

That looks like someone’s dairy driver on their commoot to work. 

Three pedals and two levers in the middle, just the way it’s supposed to be.

To be fair, it’s hard to find good queso. Even in the Southwest.

Still daily mine! But no more wagons...

I owned that car... one just like that, except it had a rear spoiler, and 18" aftermarket wheels, and Spec.B dampers with STI springs, and a COBB AccessPort Stage 2 tune.

But remember these 2.5GTs? They were so cool when I was in HS, dovetailing off the early WRX/STI success. Now I’m 32 and should want to buy a modern equivalent, but I don’t want a modern Legacy...

These suggestions are just, like, hot trash. Except the Mazda. But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fiesta ST. Fun, spacious enough, right around $20k used.

I’m guessing that all of the critique about being “chinless white guys” is starting to get to  them.