theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Honestly I think we need to bring back Lexus/Toyota beige-gold. Give it some brown pinstriping. Mmmmmmmmm.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

He was recently on an NPR show “Ask Me Another”. He is an amazing guy in so many ways. He got into college on an art scholarship. Then he got on the football team as a walk on and got a free ride. He is a flautist. He made extra money in school doing portraits of his teammates. The played a game of “what cant Terry do”

Terry Crews is a national treasure. 

Yes indeed. When you know the origins of otherwise esoteric or arcane phrases, you get to deploy them with confidence and verve, and bamboozle your readers into believing you are a barely-understood genius.

I just recently learned the etymology of the phrase “pig in a poke” which apparently references how livestock was sold in Ye Olden Days. A poke was in fact a bag that was used to carry young pigs to market. A derivative of the word poke is the small bag sewn into clothing which eventually became known as a  “pocket.

I like it and would step right up to it, but the price is a bit much and the front bumper is cause for concern. I’d need to spend a few minutes underneath and around it with a flashlight before I said yes.

The steam helps clear the snow.

1 Subaru with it’s head gasket replaced.

A job that 1 Subaru with snow tires likely could have tackled with ease. 

Kudos to whomever put 150k miles on that Z8!

Exotic? Why go down the beaten path of some hyper car that is too wide to park or drive when you can really standout with some class.

Yes, Kristen, I do pick my own bones. Because some of us Wealths still prefer the old-fashioned ritual of looking our fuel in the face.

I really put that one right over the plate, didn’t I? 

I regret that I have but one star to give for Edgar Allan Toe.

Edgar Allan Toe

I hope he owns beachfront property.

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

“Why am I being arrested when those kids are free to ride around?”