I’d fix Cadillac by making it a more stand-alone brand. The Escalade is a huge hit, and I’d imagine it’d be even more so if you brought it further from “gussied up Tahoe” and closer to something more unique like Land Rover. Up the prices a bit. Do that with all Cadillac models.

Its Manual.

Actual shit Azealia Banks has Tweeted:

It’s a physical impossibility for Elon Musk to be out of anyone’s league. If it wasn’t for the Musk Family Emerald Mine, he’d be playing video games in a basement suite with at least one samurai sword on the wall.

“You smell like a roll of nickels”?

Better Monty Python-style: In a cartoon, the statue flips open like a hinged box, giant fist clutching a fly swatter emerges on a spring. Gnats splatted, fist withdraws, statue flips closed and is unharmed. Possibly trumpet-players let loose a fanfare from the clouds.

Yet when I occasionally try to remind the gun humpers who comment here that open carry is illegal in California because the NRA teamed up with Reagan to take guns away from the Black Panthers, they always dismiss me.

The NRA endorsed gun control laws that were specifically written to disarm the Black Panthers of their lawfully owned firearms.

 Best summation of the photo op:

On the one hand, this. On the other, the fact that Trump knows he HAS to say something on this day and can’t just ignore it, makes me feel the slightest bit better. Because you know if he ignored it, despite the media firestorm, he’d face no actual consequences and that’d be an awful signal to send all the MAGAts. 

As much as it is good to criticize the man for this, Trump honoring MLK Jr. feels wrong to me as Trump probably would’ve been tweeting horrible things about MLK Jr. if he were alive today. 

I too learned something today. And it was Good.

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

Yup, I googled it and lost 20 minutes down the ratchet video rabbit hole. 

I’ll be honest that I didn’t know what it was (although I inferred bad). That video exceeded expectations. Spectacular. I would very much like to see Cardi do that to Tomi. Very very very much. 

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

Everyone yesterday: That’s a savvy political move by Pelosi, but she risks being seen as petty.

Not my handiwork, but relevant:

Many good socks were torn that day.

The middle of the desert is probably a good place to have a really bright paint job. Just in case…