I used to know what was cool. But then they changed what cool was. Now what I think is cool isn’t it. And what’s cool seems weird and scary to me.

If Faraday Future ever makes it to production and the company OUTPERFORMS even Fisker in sales, I will strip down to a Speedo and run the length of 6th street in Austin on a game day Saturday night at 11:00 pm from IH35 all the way to Congress. Patrick George and Stef will monitor the event.

Remember how you couldn’t give away a 912 and now they cost lots of money? 924 will get there eventually.

Suzuki, in general. Some fun little vehicles that nobody bought. The Kizashi? AWD with a 6-speed, and reasonably priced. Well-reviewed... and no one bought it.

Shhhh.... You’re not supposed to tell people about the MK3s until AFTER I get one

Let’s face it, MkIV has been gentrified.

Dr. Krieger, is that you?

I’ve herd that’s a bad idea.

I know. It’s udderly ridiculous.

Don’t build bridges, drive them

Problem solved.

Look he can’t hel...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

thanks for nothing, heterosexuals.  

Amazing what you can do with an internet connection and the right set of tools. That said, if you have a normal 9-6 job and any kind of commute, having a laundry list of maintenance items can get pretty damn exhausting.

Craigslist be like,

The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of…

Pulliam is an aggressive thug.