theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

I want one...

Self: “Gah. Another anonymous potato-shaped SUV that’s just gonna spend most of its time in the drive-thru at Starbucks. Plus this one’s a BMW which means when it breaks, it will be a bitch to fix as well as prohibitively expensive. It would be rational to walk away.”

We miss him.

Just leaked...a code fragment of Marco Rubio’s debate subroutine

Let’s see, there are 17 people in the picture.

So, does this mean that the FR-S will be renamed the GT-86 as it is everywhere else?

This is something you trailer to the drag strip but don’t make a pass because you conveniently forgot your gloves.

Indian lady here... I don’t think that most Indian people care if white people wear our clothes/jewelry. It’s “appropriation” that’s a bit different- the idea that once white people do something, that thing becomes “sophisticated” or gains higher social value for being something “white people like.” Honestly, I’d be

Not driving your car to “preserve value” for the next buyer is just like not fucking your girlfriend to save her for the next guy.

Subaru still has this and a lot of high end european models have a heated windscreen available. But yeah, it’s added cost and the fully heated windscreens are expensive as fuck.

Not gonna lie, I scrolled through the article just to see what comments are going to be made about this thing. Looks like I was a bit early.

No kidding. The “unbreakable” pants are $425 USD. On top of that, they only have skinny jeans and nothing bigger than a 32" waist.

I mean, seems cool, I’m interested even at that price, but not for jeans my quads aren’t going to fit into. The skinny jean fad is the bane of anyone who doesn’t skip leg day.

That stupid Red Bull car blocked the view of the camera vehicle! Damn.....

I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING AT THE EXACT SAME VOLUME

First of many, many, many, many?

This may be the greatest self-response in history. COTD.

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.