theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

This is not what Jesus would do :(

I was practically accosted last week by a co-worker who was absolutely incensed that “The Dukes of Hazard” reruns were being taken off the air due to the confederate flag painted on the car in the show. I was taken aback by his rage. People are nuts.

Probably could use 1.5psi there.

I stole it, so you can too.

I’m flat out gonna steal this gif.

The very essence of american motoring:

That baby has no idea who that lady is. Clearly this child has been kidnaped.

That shoulder line should have wrapped right around the whole body, just like it did on the 02s and E9

Now playing

This may not be the best to watch in the office or in public:

/adjust tinfoil fedora

I’m going with Eddie Veddar’s choice

This is on ebay currently for $5400. Why in the hell would I want a Bagheera?

Oh, well, congratulations Britain on getting the car I’m currently wishing for...

Biased in favor of... facts?

I’d love a successor to mine:

Why’d you turn?....I told you not to turn.

I am sooooo excited for these Republican debates!

Looks like an improvement to me.

printed this out