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Uncle Willard
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I generally like his movies, but I'm with you on this one. It reminds me of YouTubers who edit/cut after every fucking word. Too busy.

To be fair, they're much funnier baked. I actually like Super Troopers a lot more than Caddyshack (there are some dull moments in the middle, and I really couldn't care about the main character and his fake-ass Irish girlfriend (that fucking accent!)). I used to dispatch for the state police in my state so there's

Wow! That's a tough position. Kudos for your bravery. I love them both, and don't recall ever being bored. I'd have to say I'm more of a Sopranos fan than Mad Men, but I've re-watched both multiple times, which I'm loathe to do. I don't think I've read more than a handful of books more than once, and same goes for TV

So movies/cinema in general?

Right?! Everyone knows Bonzo caused Reagan. Just listen to the Ramone's song "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg," it's all there. "Cup of tea" indeed!

I never thought they could find a way to make it worse, but that live TV nonsense did it. The only time I was ever entertained by that crap was in "The Postman."

I'd be a massive prick if I had to be in a musical too.

Agreed. "Musical Theatre" is almost as grievous an oxymoron as "Military Intelligence." I see most musicals as the point where the fucking dancers took over and the music took a back seat. It's the defining line between art and entertainment, and definitely the latter.

"Harold & Maude." The first few minutes with the fake suicide are great, but then it crashes and burns almost immediately. It's odd too, as I like the two main actors a great deal, but I really hate that movie.

She's a keeper! No really, I'm going to keep her in my boat until Stockholm Syndrome sets in. Cuz I'm a romantic.

When she's not walking around a zombie infested island with headphones on listening to irrelevant and sad folk music, she likes to take care of herself. You know, kale salad, some yoga, a long walk, and maybe some Starbucks. Her true sadness is a lack of social media to whine on. If only Tumbler weren't eaten by

"Maddie doesn’t want Nick taking unnecessary risks, so she plans to just keep taking his place. Okay then."

I was thinking "Fight Club." He seems like he'd enjoy being a cult leader.

TIL VH1 is still a thing.

I think he only watches PG-13 movies, and only based on some arbitrary, quasi-religious (I don't buy guys like him truly believing in a higher power for any other reason than a means to an end) checklist. However, he truly loves these references and there's more than a few videos out there of him imitating pop culture

Exactly. She made the choice to do it. She could've said "no," but she chose to compromise her principles. You don't need to know "jack shit" about the industry to sell out.

Haunted by Palahniuk, specifically St. Guts, but the whole book is pretty brutal at times.

But the burning question is, will there be 12 year olds spouting racist vitriol in space?

I don't know about "fun," as much as brutal and riveting. It is the only movie I've ever caught myself holding my hands up to ward off the TV, going "oh, no no no!" That ending was grueling and gruesome. Great flick, but I don't think I could handle it again. God knows what this guy will do with Puppet Masters.

Ahhhh. I thought I remember Gary Oldman being out in daylight too.