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Reminded me of Season 1. I had a hard time sticking with it, though I'm glad I did because the beginning of Season 2 was pretty fucking good. It's starting to flounder a bit now, but I have my fingers crossed.

He was the worst to his poor parents, much in the same vein as Bam Margera was/is. I'm not a huge fan, but the car paint job and the dead moose humping did make me laugh uncontrollably at the time.

Moosefeet. Tell me that's not a funny word. I used to say it in class in high school when it was dead quiet and it always got a titter.

Emoticons would be such a better movie. An evil Emoticon is given the power to "transform" into all other emojis and threaten to take over their universe. The script will be based on that period when I tried to transform into a normal kid. Of course, that ended sadly, so I'd have to change the ending.

What?! Not "Spiderman?"

I have a soft spot for pulp. I whipped through this in a day or two and it was a great palate cleanser after something more serious (I try to go heavy then light in my reading). I got a kick out of the myriad references and thought the plot was pretty good. I mean, a worldwide contest for a game Easter Egg? Sounds

I enjoyed it on the level of a summer read; pulpy and accessible. I haven't re-read it yet, but that usually starts to pull the strings on the sweater. I'm looking forward to the movie, though. I'm keen to see what a big budget will do for it. It's kind of a win-win for both the author and the director/studio. On the

Donnie is an asshole, though, so take it with a grain of salt.

So he got my text then? Good.

I dug it. It's way better than "Bloodline."

Even Martin Schiavelli is like, "damn, that dude's an asshole and I know from whence I speak."

I saw A- on a movie and did a spit take. Then I saw Christopher Nolan and was like, "oh, now I get it." I'll still watch it, but not til it's on HBO or Netflix.

"Chris Mundy, who, when he was in charge of AMC’s Low Winter Sun, took a dirty-cop drama set in a scuzzy corner of the U.K. underworld and managed to make it grayer and drearier."

Eleven, schmeleven…this lady is a Twelve!

So Fun with Dick & Jane 2: Vegas Boogaloo?

Volume 1, I like to kid around.

"…his long, venerable history of Islamophobia."

Let me guess, they're all really in a gay pride snow globe.

So I guess they should kidnap women writers and force them to write for X-files? I'm sure there would be some angry tweets about that.

Dear White People 2: Welcome to Evergreen