Well, I'm glad someone is paying attention.

She kinda looks like Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler.

But they don't even do that.
Rick: THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW!
Enid, Morgan, Gabriel: Yeah but I really feel poopie about the zombies. Is there no way I can risk the lives of the group to explore my frownie-face?

"Father Gabriel posts signs for a prayer circle; Rick tears them down. I’m not much for religion but even I think that was a dick move."

All I know is that Jeremy was crying this episode (either for effect or for real and I don't know which is worse), and Stephen is crying next episode. Enough already you Marys. It's Survivor not spa date.

Yes. It's actually distilled pregnancy sweat from Bristol. "Bristoline: Oh Sweet Freedom!"

So will they change the name of the lead character to "Rambling?"

"mild pedophilia"
Is that like "kinda pregnant" or "dead-ish?" This fucking guy. He should lose his license to practice over that shit.

So what is Adele saying to us then? Fuck you heathens, you will bow to my format? Or is she making some statement about how artists don't make enough money off of streaming music? Personally I don't give a shit. Singer/songwriters can suck it; they all sound the same to me. They're leftovers from the Record Industry…

"Oh, and there’s that bit of information that Annora is a descendant of Jesus and Wilkin may be of the same blood."

That's no comment maker, that's a comment station.

I can't pick it as worst because a) there are a lot more movies worse than it, imo and b) Natalie Portman's ass in those white pants. That made it worth it for me.

He was just as bad in Broken Glass, imo.

That should just be a feature on the blu ray; sans Annakin and Jar-jar.

For real, has no one here seen the Step Up movies? Or Glitter?

Speaking specifically of Clones and Sith, I think there was some decent acting in there, but it was overshadowed by the two leads. You could tell there was simply no chemistry between Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen. And they were the two central characters; the already established classics are dependent on…

I always looked at Star Trek as hart sci-fi and Star Wars as fantasy in a sci-fi setting (space opera works too), at least in the first three movies (episodes IV-VI). The prequels moved the franchise into more sci-fi territory and took away some of the magic, imo. The Force is no longer a mystical power that…

Nope. Too cheesy. The minute everyone starts fighting (and by fighting I mean perfectly choreographed martial arts dancing) I'm lost. This just rolls up all the corny crap I can't stand about martial arts movies, into one TV show with none of the content. I actually thought all this when I saw the first commercial,…

Great episode. You gotta love it when a douchebag get's pwned by two hotties. I think Kelley, Ciera, and Abi should get their own spin-off.

In the words of Naruto "believe it!"