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I saw Sam Elliot in something else where he shaved because he was a fed or something. The man has a peckerlip.

She looked like she was trying to be all sensuous. I wanted her to jusg top and go "What the fucking fuck, Avery! You'd think the Dude's cowboy would have better fucking weed than this?!"

Because when they gave out brains he thought they said "trains" and asked for a slow one?

I was just about to say the exact opposite. I think she's overrated.

Only thing I've seen her in where I liked her was Office Space. Nobody does flustered self-righteousness better.

No one beats the Duke of Earl.

The Baron of Bourbon welcomes you.

"(Those who stay for the closing credits, which features a list of all the insects heard in the film, will learn that Duke Of Burgundy is the name of a butterfly, Hamearis lucina.)"

Quite a disparity between this review and the Rotten Tomatoes 11%. I get it, it's all subjective, but usually there's a pretty good consensus for stinkers and everything in this spells stinker. I wouldn't go to the theater to watch it anyway, but I'll probably take a look when it's on the premium channels in 3 months.

Paltrowtude.

I think she works very well as Pepper Pots. I really can't see anyone else playing her to Downey's Stark.

"Worse Jessa’s “I need you as a friend” to Adam was suppose to ring emotionally and heartfelt as a character moment, unfortunately rang as disingenuous as anything else she has ever stated."

I agree. I love me some good weirdness, but you gotta have the musical chops to back it up. Bowie and Prince can pretty much be as weird as they want to be and I'm there, but Sia? Not so much.

Right!? I know they ended Rome because of cost, but I can't help but think that the story line was running into the Pax Romana eventually, and wouldn't make for very engaging television, once Augustus found his footing, but Nero? That's just good TV. You'd have to get someone as good as Ustinov to play him, though.

"But that reveal happens only in the last 30 seconds, and comes after a sequence of visceral and emotional events so powerful they make a strong case for “A Fixer Of Sorts” being the craziest, if not the best, episode of Banshee to date."

Leslie's blond pigtails were kinda funny. I'm really surprised they didn't let her run wild with the crazy girlfriend schtick she goes off on during her Weekend Update appearances in the Bachelor skit. That would have been funny.

Compared to Kevin Hart's turn, it was brilliant. Probably the reason I give Shelton a pass…he wasn't Kevin Hart.

I didn't really know who he was, and that's because I haven't seen him in a pimple cream ad…and Shelton takes the round.

"Honestly, I went into tonight expecting little…"

I think Mission to Mars is what happens when some producer wants to get in on all that sci-fi blockbuster money and commissions a script rather than finding a good script and making a movie.