My life for him! Bumptey, bumptey, bump!

I agree with all but Joan's reaction. Does she want to me a big-time, partner, willing to get dirty to play with the big boys? If so, why doesn't she have a corner office? Or does she want to be "innocent" again? If so, don't whore yourself out for a partnership. I get conflict, but really?! She was built savvier than…

They just wanted to have a reason to work in "sword swallower."

Is that some sort of Viking Chow?

Or Galadriel from a really bad, East German LOTR knockoff.

I wish I could turn in the doodles I create on my steno pad at just about every meeting as work.

I find it a little disingenuous to even write a review of any of these movies. People know what they're in for when they sign on to watch any Scary Movie. There's no shock here that we're shooting for the lowest of brows. To think that anyone is going to go into a Scary Movie looking for comic genius and commentary on…

I blame the Spiders from Mars.

Yeah, as I posted before I read this, there's no contest. I wouldn't even be looking if I had a Lagertha at home waiting for me.

I'm sorry but there's no way I'd pick that skinny chick over Lagertha.

I'm digging it, but yeah, I'm getting a Deep Space Nine vibe off of it. Likes: the main dude (Grand Bowler/lawkeeper), his daughter, the Tarrs (especially Lila), and the doc. Dislikes: pretty much everyone else. I can't stand Julie Benz and I can't see the difference between the mayor and Rita. I wish John Lithgow…

Maybe Gene was just more likable. The few shows I remember watching, Ebert was very off-putting to me. I just didn't like the guy. I'm not familiar with his print journalism. I will remedy that.

Reminded me of the episode of the Shield where the captain had to take one for the team.

For real! This is one of the best cop shows since the Wire, in my opinion.

She kinda freaked and fumbled this weak. She had an opportunity to take out one of, if not the, strongest players this week and panicked. I think that panicking alerted Malcolm to a potential blindside. I like her, but I don't see her making it to the end.

I think she appears harmless to pretty much everyone at this point. Not saying she's not a player, but she's off the radar for almost everyone…and she's pretty to look at.

That should be a thing now…"dude, I totally Malcolmed you."

Or torturing Mormons…both are good.

I'm consistently amazed that Erik even votes for anyone on the show at tribal council.

If you saw the preview, it looks like she has a meltdown. A shame really, as I was finally coming around to respecting her a little based on the past two episodes.