"It’s ridiculous, nonsensical, unbalanced, and just plain scary, and honestly it is exactly what CBS deserves for allowing someone so fragile to be put into this pressure-cooker situation again."
It's exactly what CBS was going for…manufactured drama. And in this case, it's manufactured by one of the contestants…win…

“the author of his own fate,” Excuse me, but I do believe it's the "arthur of his own fate," derrr.

Douchebag meet doucher.

Oh, and being intolerable about Jennifer Aniston is like being mad at taupe.

"stopped having sex because you became scared of Jesus."

Morrisey's not dead yet? 

When you do shit like that (in the pic), painted like a whore, you beg for ridicule and damnation.

Great point. I think the deck is unfairly stacked on the side of faith in the film anyway (I haven't gotten to the book yet). If you're a believer, you get the lovely and dazzling animal story, but if you're not, you're a cold-hearted bastard who wants to see his mother killed and eaten by Jerard Depardieu. So your…

Great point. I think the deck is unfairly stacked on the side of faith in the film anyway (I haven't gotten to the book yet). If you're a believer, you get the lovely and dazzling animal story, but if you're not, you're a cold-hearted bastard who wants to see his mother killed and eaten by Jerard Depardieu. So your…

Say what you will about a Mountain Dew morning drink, but once you gulp down the sugar and caffeine, that can converts very nicely into a crack pipe.

I just got caught up on Enlightened and I can say, without irony, that this show is awesome. Mike White's interview on Marc Maron's WTF was interesting as well. No snark intended.

Michael Jackson was a drug-fueled freak, and this kid was lucky if he was raised by servants. And I'm not talking about adoption…you're latching onto a straw man there, because I don't equate biology with parenthood unless they happen to coincide. I'll say for the record, adopted kids are absolutely loved and…

Biologically it makes every difference in the world, purely from a "what do I have to look forward to and who the fuck am I" perspective. And most people who adopt don't go around telling everyone that it's their biological son.

There's no way that kid has any genetic material from Michael Jackson.

LOL good point. I was bummed to see Caesar as a blond-haired, blue-eyed buff boy. Everything I've ever read (most recently the biography Colossus, by Goldworthy) would suggest he was rather frail looking and balding in his twenties, not Conan-esque. That was disappointing.

What, "Intervention 2: Electric Boogaloo?"

WTF did you expect? They couldn't come up with a better title than Movie 43?!

I've always equated Mary, Edith and Sybil with Marcia, Jan and Cindy until Sybil ran off with the chauffeur, something Cindy would never do. I still like Edith as Jan and Mary, Mary, Mary as Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, but with Cindy/Sybil gone, the Brady Magic is gone. To be blunt, I never really gave a crap about Cindy…

I really want some dark horse beau-hunk to come out of the woodwork and shtupp the heck outta Edith…sweep her off her feet so to speak and make her happy. It's always Mary, Mary, Mary!

Granny: "My dear, one simply does not ask such questions in polite society."