Funnily enough, in Going Clear it was revealed that the Scientologists were tapping Nicole’s phone back when she was married to Tom. They’re creepy fuckers.

I’m getting Hatchet Face from Cry-Baby.

Yup. And, according to my midwife friend, it smells worse than anything else she’s ever had to deal with. She holds her breath while she examines them.

Actually that helps a lot. Thanks!

A few nights ago I dreamed that I got a pet Brown Snake (second most venomous in the world) along with my new puppy... and I think there was a rabbit too. I was trying to keep it in a cage but of course it could sliver out. I resolved that I would have to kill it by cutting it in half.

Don’t worry, I get ya. The whole Mullumbimby Madness thing seems to have passed her by. I mean, she changed her name *from* a crystal... complete rejection of where she came from.

Please do Melbourne. Please please please! I am from Melbourne so I always want to hear what people overseas think of it (like, is it as funny to you guys?). Plus I’d love to hear your analysis of Gina’s style and the many showgirl outfits of Pettifleur.

Yes to all of this. And also our networks are awful and move shows from timeslot to timeslot, channel to channel and let other shows run half an hour overtime.

Thank you! As an English teacher (in Australia) I’m always trying to tell my students it’s “practise with an S” for when it’s a verb so I was kinda peeved to see this called an error.

Finder Spyder pops up in heaps of shows, kind of like the Acme Corporation.