You ever thought of a restraining order?

Aw.  Congrats.

My friends have a very sweet dogue de Bordeaux, and he makes my days so much brighter every time I see him. Then again, it could be because my friends are awesome, and I just like being around them.

Got a bachelor party this weekend.  Booze will be imbibed. I'm thinkin' whiskey for the bad decisions, and tequila for the bad decisions we end up regretting.

:: grabs pants and shirt, jumps out window::

You mean her new single 'We Are Never Going to Do the London Bridge With Your Attorney Maury Again'?

I'm sure your flagpole is perfectly average.  Nothing wrong with that.

"Prints interview out. Pastes interview in homemade Random Roles coffeetable book: These Guys Don't Just Act Tough chapter.

Aren't you always finishing the BonerTime Game early?

Great episode…with my closed captioning turned on.  I had a lot of trouble understanding what was being whispered.

None of us are.
 
I just can't wait for 20 years from now when we all look back on this period and think, 'Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Venture Bros, Always Sunny…man, that was the golden age of television!'  Sure as hell we won't be remembering this shit.
 
We also will probably be waiting for the…

This is a great point.  I feel bad for these kids: how are they going to be poseurs in the future if their idiotic tween taste and preferences are instantly searchable for all time?

Oddly, those are the primary places I use my pinkparts.

Ah.  So the TMI thread.

People are gleeful when they see my Proudfeet. 

I almost see Hatred as someone a bit older, someone who can play melancholy, like a more bulky Donal Logue.

I use a straight razor with injectable blades with shaving soap and a badger brush when I'm home (and cheap disposable razors when I'm traveling). I've bought one more pad of soap in 3 years, and I'm still on my first order of injectable blades.

I wouldn't read too much into it.  It's Warner Herzog, and it's a powerful and disturbing PSA.

I see Dr Girlfried as played by Carla Gugino, but voiced by Vin Diesel.

It's not. In fact, in my experience, it can be flattering in some ways.