Normally, I'm super-critical of anyone giving out spoilers for even 10 or 20 year-old shows, but this headline had no spoiler whatsoever. Relax. Enjoy the show.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no.

Hellboy was awesome.

Doesn't matter whether blueberries or tulaberries.  He said they were being replicated. There were, as we ALL know, no replicators in TOS.

Not gonna lie.  I wanted to hear the end of Badger's story.
Does he beam his guts back in, or do they beam in a replicated stomach from the transporter buffer?I really think that Badger, Skinny Pete and I would get along far too well.

@avclub-667a0b7862bb9382e28a19b634fc7f3c:disqus If you ask nicely on Craigslist, I'm sure some folks would be happy to run a train on you.

19 feet in Illinois? Were you on a Cohokia Mound, or did it calculate your descent of the stairs from your hotel?

Just don't stop being you, FU Hat.

Yeah, and I'm also saying that the lady seems pretty damn sweet. I think I know how tough ladies have it on dating sites with all the messaging, so the fact she let you know that is a thoughtful sign.

That sucks.  They were just afraid you'd break the bank.

It was a commenter's sister, and the dude who wrote it was an old creeper.

You know… you guys could do both and light farts at Pacific Rim.

Shitty situation, but that was beautifully written.
Stay home on your birthday and start writing.

It's satisfying for me to go to a local track at a college or high school to do a time trial (just a mile, and I keep a watch on me so I can see my pace every quarter mile) every now and then.  It lets me know I've made progress.  You'll probably find that your hill routine has given you some better endurance.

Training camp has started. The season starts in earnest on September 5. If it were me, I'd start the draft the week before.

'Friends with Dawes' is our 'Friends of Dorothy.'
I love it.

@Scrawler2:disqus Fuck you're right.

No offense, @avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus , but if some generic indie kid told me I was doing something that was the ultimate in not cool, I would cackle madly, hop back into my minivan, and start blasting some Maiden with pride.

I said it down below, but the cast reactions to Galaxy Quest makes me think that the dynamic in that movie reflects how things were on the set.

Use your elbows and knees. Those don't break easily. Conversely, go for the throat, eyes, groin and instep.