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Tequila makes people bang, whiskey makes people fight.  Since you're hanging out with family, I'd go with vitamin water.

I was hit by cars as a kid.  Twice.

I plan on transforming into a human-sandworm hybrid so I can live for thousands of years and set humanity up on the Golden Path where we will break our subconscious bonds to physical and psychic boundaries, at the personal sacrifice of my having to live as a pearl of awareness in massive unthinking beasts for all of…

Yeah, I literally grew up on rollercoasters (my pops used my brother and I to test a couple new-build rollercoasters) so I LOVE that shit.  When I go, my friends tend to be charmed by my enthusiasm yet weirded out by my maniacal cackling when I ride an especially good rollercoaster.

Do you have the most comprehensive and best-indexed database of these comments ever? 
Did someone put together a VI script so sophisticated that it borders on an AI, as it can comb that database and these comments and reply with the single most relevant comment?If so, I thank God Skynet is working to make us giggle…

My pops was the GM of an amusement park when I was a kid, and he hates (riding) rollercoasters.  So no shame, Pa.

Amazon.com gift card.  Like 15 bucks or something.

It looks like Jabba the Pug.

You don't need that shit anyways, Hat.

Clowns.

(Prints interview out.  Pastes interview in homemade Random Roles coffeetable book: 'Wanna know who an actor is?  This guy.' chapter.

@avclub-43c2872b929f4e64e31828b133b59105:disqus Too late, hope's up, make it happen.

@avclub-989ca0fe3ec0682c7349593ff5feb4a4:disqus I've been asking for one for years, but I have to assume that the combination of lack of profitability in coffeetable books and the difficulty in getting rights to printing the interviews/shots from the relevant movies/television programs would be probihitive…

I think it's even better if Changeling Bashir had been in place for several episodes.Hell, I'd love to read a short story from its POV. Trying to save the baby Changeling in The Begotten…seeing Odo try so hard to raise it…being a competent, caring doctor during Kira's pregnancy… the discussion with Odo that he needs…

(Prints interview out.  Pastes interview in homemade Random Roles coffeetable book: Likable Guy, and While You Might Not Love His Television Program, You Can't Help But Root For Him chapter.

Or she just doesn't want to live with him.

You bothered to read it?

@Gjetostbuster:disqus that sounds adorable.

If it's going to make you feel stressed out and shitty the next day, then no.  Alien is awesome, but watching it on TV in a dark living room still works for me.